— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (via anditslove)
Im not exaggerating when i say that j.k. rowling could write an itinerary of harry’s shitting schedule and i would cry while reading it that woman owns my soul
— Charles Bukowski, Pulp
Well, now that you’ve got your gun
It’s much harder now the police have come
Now I’ll shoot him if it’s what you ask
But if you just take off your mask
You find out everything’s gone wrong.
— Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket)
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"